Is gratuity included? Dems take a lavish retreat!

Nothing like a luxurious 3 day getaway a little over a month into the new year. A resort whose motto is “Relaxation. Recreation, Once incredible vacation.” Is hosting the country’s Democrats so they can partake in “strategic planning for the country” according to Democratic spokeswoman Emily Barocas. Apparently it’s difficult to plan the country’s dive into socialism from their offices. Oh and no worries... even though the country is descending into such an economic crisis that “at some point, we may not be able to reverse” president Obama will make his very first trip on Air Force One to the Resort so he will not be left out of the “strategic Planning”. Oh and we can all stop worrying about how our Government will pay for this resort retreat when so many are being laid off, the country’s GDP is down, and the economic crisis worsens…….We Will Pay For It! Yes, taxpayer money will fund our elected officials so that they may play on championship golf courses, enjoy gourmet delicacies, engage in Marxist conversations while sipping cocktails in front of the resorts cozy outdoor fire place all while enjoying a magnificent view of the James River. Yes while the private sector is being chastised for their attempts at any excursion…you know that contributes to capitalism…..We get to pay for our government officials and employees lavish retreats. Gosh I wonder if Nancy Pelosi will make an appearance on her Private Plane coincidentally also paid for by well yes its we the people again! With the weather being as cold as it is…the Dems might welcome some Co2 emissions their way so they’re not freezing on the course when trying to make that put…..Yes I know it’s crazy but they still insist Co2 emissions cause global warming even though science has proved otherwise; when CO2 emissions go up – temperatures go down……but us sane allot the Dems their “global Warming” cries and antics because well the unstable must have something to keep them going other than their idolization of Marxism and abortion; those crazy Dems! I just hope that they don’t work to hard….we encourage the ladies of the Dem party to indulge in that white chocolate & berry cheesecake…..& for the gentleman well..The spa offers a “Revitalizing greens pedicure” so after their rousing day of golf they can soak their feet in a whirlpool while the technicians “remove calluses” and massage their tired legs. Dems take advantage of the amenities & let the staff pamper “your every moment”…You Deserve It!