tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3619136683249718859.post569758959115296476..comments2009-07-08T15:59:26.896-04:00Comments on good-stuff: Lets do this! John J. Wall: Letter from a Law Stud...goodstuffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13006856640319737001noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3619136683249718859.post-26883970238373290142009-07-08T15:59:26.896-04:002009-07-08T15:59:26.896-04:00Excellent piece of writing done by John J. Wall.
...Excellent piece of writing done by John J. Wall.<br /><br />Who scrambled atl's meds? She sounds outright CRAZY!ChickenHammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10228053200668293249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3619136683249718859.post-44866261632122166212009-06-13T00:09:38.762-04:002009-06-13T00:09:38.762-04:00Divorce Agreement
Dear American conservatives, ri...Divorce Agreement<br /><br />Dear American conservatives, rightists, reactionaries, fascists and Republican supporters, et al:<br /><br />We liberals would prefer to stick with our family values and work things out rather than go through a divorce based on irreconcilable differences. We always believe things can be worked out (music fade in......"We are the World, We are the Children", and "Imagine"...music fade out).<br /><br />However, we know you conservatives change partners as fast as televangelists change wives. We understand that you are just remaining true to your American Revolutionary spirit.<br /><br />We liberals may have our heads in the clouds, but fortunately (for us) and unfortunately (for you), we have the lion's share of the lawyers. Now lawyers are tricky devils, and they tell me you forgot to divide some rather important property. Should you agree to the following, I'm sure our divorce will be fair and amicable and we won't put up too much of a fuss:<br /><br />First:<br />We’ll take all the scientists that belong to the National Academy of Sciences, and you can take the states most affected by global warming or as some of you like to say "climate change". <br /><br />Second:<br />You take high gasoline prices and mega houses, and we’ll take electric cars, solar panels, and wind mills. We'll put up with some short term sacrifices so that so we aren't supporting the mega rich oil nations that are bent on our destruction. You can continue to do business with the House of Saud.<br /><br />Third:<br />We’ll take the open source programmers, and the other denizens of Silicon Valley, and you can take the graduates of Bob Jones University who believe man walked with dinosaurs. Of course, you won’t have any vaccines or antibiotics for infectious diseases since those medicines are developed solely on the theory of evolutionary biology, but we’ll cede to you the “laying on of hands” for your medical R&D. And let us not forget that your conservative legislators can just pass laws against viruses or bacterium. Wow, conservatives really do have a comprehensive medical plan!<br /><br />Fourth:<br />We’ll take NPR any day over Rush Limbaugh and his illegal drug habit. By the way, you'll be glad you kept your SUVs since you will need one to fit him into – maybe two. Just don't forget his "stash". He gets testy without it.<br /><br />Fifth:<br />Remember that Universal Health Care is our baby. We sincerely hope you will find a job that will give you health care or hasn’t been shipped overseas.<br /><br />Sixth:<br />I don’t think you can take all of the Armed Forces. Colin Powell and the other Obama supporters in the Armed Forces will probably come with us. Of course we're happy to let you have Hurricane Katrina, while we keep the Navy Seals that took out the Somali pirates.<br /><br />Seventh:<br />I predict that when we take all the “liberal Hollywood producers”, you’ll find a number of conservatives who crossover to see their favorite TV programs or big budget films. TV and movies made by conservatives don’t play so well with the masses, liberal or conservative. I'll bet more time is spent by conservatives watching TV and movies than reading the Bible and going to church. <br /><br />Please speak with our lawyers if this is amenable to you. We're out saving the whales right now. <br /><br />P.S. Oh, and please take Bernie Madoff and AIG with you. Both flourished under Bush, Inc. They’ll feel right at home with you guys.atlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07862880288663811743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3619136683249718859.post-83807157730544040402009-03-05T18:49:00.000-05:002009-03-05T18:49:00.000-05:00I came across your blog and like your approach! I...I came across your blog and like your approach! I couldn't agree more with this letter! Check out my blog when you get a chance and let me know what you think! http://www.MoserToTheExtreme.comMoserToTheExtremehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11070277123154088899noreply@blogger.com